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Discovered under a hockey puck in some obscure neighborhood in Liberec. Growing to fruition amidst the genetic wonders of a Czechoslovakian sheep cloning experiment. After which, he was secretly moved to Calgary, Canada in the guise of a blue blood. Raised on Wayne Gretzky,
Macaroni
& Cheese and basketball. Amazingly obtaining a high school diploma he went onto university. After four years of bribing and sly wit he
received a degree in bovine insemination with a minor in applied racism. It became clear to this drinking savant that Taiwan was next on his map of life. To complete the
heterosexual facade coinciding with the mysterious disappearance of his beloved oversized basketball shorts, he tried the beautiful game.
From Spring 2003 Nick has been with the Pacers. Since then he has become an endeared team member and brings it all to the table in the name of friends... and drink. Also it is rumored his game improved. But seriously his pace has earned him a pretty tally on the goals table and is always ready to give 5 percent. |
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