|
Jeremy Smith
|
|
Pacer Name: Jezza "Jezza" as he is known, woke up one day with a football under his pillow. A bird landed on his shoulder. It was a football bird. "The bird said, "Fuck you're hairy. Kick a ball" so he did. Soon after he won the MIP (most improved player). Also acting as team photographer, Jezza loves to take pictures of men's chests then compare them to his own. At right back he uses flatulence to ward off oncoming attackers. A committed and valuable Pacer. |
|
|
